Stand-up comedian
Ted Barton
NYC clean comedian, divorced in his twenties and still divorced ten years later; his debut special Divorcée taped at New York Comedy Club.
The question everybody asks
What is Divorcée about?
It is his debut comedy special, taped at New York Comedy Club and released in 2026. The core premise is being divorced in his twenties and still divorced ten years later, told through what his Comedy Catch bio calls "a lens of innocence and curiosity."
Watch
Ted Barton: Divorcée - Full Comedy Special 4.6K views, on @EverythingComedy
On Ted’s channel
- April 6, 202624K views
- We gave it the ole college try24K views
- Feminist AF21K views
- The Sidewalk Rule13K views
- When she’s too… warm?10K views
- Feminist AF6.6K views
On other channels
- Sapiosexual 🎤: Ted Barton29.5K views · @EverythingComedy
- “Being Yourself On A First Date” 🎤: Ted Barton25.1K views · @EverythingComedy
- “Chain Restaurant Desserts” 🎤: Ted Barton21.6K views · @EverythingComedy
- Believing In God 🎤: Ted Barton20.9K views · @EverythingComedy
- “Girls Love A Bad Boy” 🎤: Ted Barton19.8K views · @EverythingComedy
- Peacocking 🎤: Ted Barton10.1K views · @EverythingComedy
The bits
Divorcée
The debut special, taped at New York Comedy Club and released in 2026, built on being divorced in his twenties and still divorced ten years later.
Believing In God
Faith gets the clean, observational treatment in his Everything Comedy clip "Believing In God 🎤: Ted Barton".
Every Borough
A dating run about going out with a guy from every borough.
Couples Crowd Work
Crowd work aimed at the couples in the room, a recurring part of his clips.
First-Date Clips
The dating end of the act shows up in Everything Comedy shorts like "“Being Yourself On A First Date” 🎤: Ted Barton" and "Sapiosexual 🎤: Ted Barton".
Chain Restaurant Desserts
Everyday food observation in the Everything Comedy short "“Chain Restaurant Desserts” 🎤: Ted Barton".
About
Observational, clean stand-up through what his Comedy Catch bio calls 'a lens of innocence and curiosity.' Core premise is being divorced in his twenties and still divorced ten years later. Clips cover believing in God, dating a guy from every borough, and couples crowd work.
Specials & albums
- Divorcée (2026, YouTube via Everything Comedy — ~4.5K views)spotify album
Seen on
Credits
- Debut special 'Divorcée' — taped at New York Comedy Club, released 2026
- Regular at Broadway Comedy Club, Stand Up NY
- Featured sets on Everything Comedy (2023-2026)
- 17-show, 6-city Florida run, June 2025
- Opened for Michael McIntyre's 'Hello America!' US theater tour, April 2026 — 9 shows incl. Beacon Theatre, Chicago Theatre, Wang Theatre
- Performed on Nate Bargatze's Nateland show, Tennessee, August 2025
Find Ted everywhere
Press & venue bios
- Ted Barton - Comedian - Tickets (New York Comedy Club)newyorkcomedyclub.com
- Ted Barton - Comedian - Ticketselevenlaughscomedy.com
Recent performances · 5
- The Comedy Catch, Chattanooga · Headliner
- The Comedy Catch, Chattanooga · Headliner
- The Comedy Catch, Chattanooga · Headliner
- The Comedy Catch, Chattanooga · Main event
- The Comedy Catch, Chattanooga · Main event
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